Homestuck troll skirt
Homestuck troll skirt
stay tuned, next week he finds out about selfies
Well, you see the basic definition of a “moirail” is a person who is supposed to pacify their partner, who subsequently is dangerous. It’s not being platonic best friends forever or anything like that. So, I don’t see why I should have one? It’s not like I’m “dangerous” or in need of being pacified by someone.
No, I do not and nor would I want one.
Eridan decided to pretend he is a shark for Shark Week
DISAPEAR LIK TIME HAHAHAHA GET TIT
gamzee only uses this shitty level 15 slow poke that only knows sleep but really he has already completed his pokedex and can destroy you any day.
but here is dirks actual canon height
So I was looking up diagrams of the parts of the human brain for a project and this one helped me come up with a theory for what might happen in the next Homestuck update.
Okay, so remember when Sollux went blind after that one fight with Eridan? He went blind of course because he suffered lots of damage to the back of his head when he hit the wall. The back of the HUMAN brain is associated with vision; if a person suffered enough damage to that part of the brain, they would go blind. Sollux went blind from suffering enough damage to the back of HIS brain, which was associated with vision as well (otherwise he most likely wouldn’t have lost is eye sight). Assuming all trolls have the same typical brain structure, maybe a troll’s brain isn’t THAT different from a human brain. But that’s not my main point. Anyway, you get hit in the back of the head hard enough, you go blind. That happened to Sollux. I also took another look at the page where he was shown hitting the wall; I’m aware that his back (more specifically the thoracic spine, the upper-mid back) hit the wall first, but trama to that part of the spine can’t cause blindness. Trama to the cervical spine (the neck) can, but because of the way the spine is naturally bent (for humans, possibly for trolls too), I’m pretty sure that part didn’t hit the wall. The only possible region that suffering trama in could lead to blindness in would be the back of the head, and unless Sollux has a good reflex, a strong neck, and can defy physics, I think it’s safe to assume that his head hit the wall as well and not just his back. Even if he didn’t hit his head on the wall, he did get hit in the back of his head multiple times when Karkat dropped him down the stairs.
Now, let’s move on to Terezi. Remember when Gamzee, during his fight with Terezi, did that ‘Atomic Double Juggalo Backbreaker’ move on her? He hit the back of her head on the concrete block thing hard enough to crack the concrete and spill blood. Sollux hit the wall hard enough to crack the wall and spill blood. Not to mention, Terezi didn’t exactly like the idea of being able to see again again. So what if, because of that move Gamzee made on her, Terezi went blind again? We know she got up, but we can’t be sure if she could still see because she was wearing her blindfold.
If Sollux could go blind from head trama, I don’t see why it can’t happen to Terezi too.
The Homestuck fandom, where we predict what will happen in the update with science
Gentle reminder that Kankri canonically hates his sweater and is a brat.
I HAVE A QUESTION
Why does everyone assume Dolorosa was always fleeing from battle with Signless tucked under her arm
If this doesn’t scream ‘COME AT ME BITCH JUST FUCKING TRY ME’ then I don’t know what does
WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK
I want to see the Dolorosa covered in the blood of those who dared try to harm her and her child.
It’s so sad that some people think it is about real BDSM